Reason for Being
June 22, 2007
For no other reason than a 3 hour delay at RIC am I writing this post. Mr. Durden,
I feel your pain. It also didn't hurt that I got some praise for my blog.
And from someone whose opinion I really value. You know who you are (wink).
No Homo. I have yet to figure out the reason behind why I started this blog.
Perhaps because there was a fire sale on domain names, something I
could never resist. A fire sale among a long list of things. Or maybe so I
can catch the eye of that special someone out there who truely understands me.
I really have no idea. Like life, I question how we (the universal we)got
to this point and the events that led us here. This is where we are, wherever
that may be, having little to no clue about the events that got us here and
if we even intended to be this way. Looks like I will be drinking my per diem
tonight. I leave you with a 1000 words.
It does exist, unlike that bastard Sonic.
Last words: Fuck You USAirways
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Thank you, sir! May I have another?
Baller Status
Virginia welomes me with open arms. more
Airplane Rant #326
Flying is never a pleasant experience. The best analogy that I can come up with on a saturday at 1:35am is it's like playing Russian roulette with your last ounce of patience. Not only did I end up sitting right next to the bathroom, if you can even call it that, but again I did not get an attractive flight attendant. Yes flight attendant, not stewardess, because somehow that's offensive, or atleast non-PC. I must have the worst luck or I'm just not traveling to the right destinations, because I swear that everytime I fly, the flight attendant is either A) A homo B) An ugly cougar or C) An ugly cougar with way too much makeup. And mind you, I've done quite a bit of flying in the last few years. I'm using the term cougar rather loosely here. I'm not going to define it for you, but Google is your best friend. I'm assuming your not going to have much of a stable lifestyle if you're in your 50s and working as a flight attendant. But god damnit, I just want a slighty good looking flight attendant so that I can have a reason to join the mile high club with myself. more
Fortune cookies
What's the deal with the stupid ass fortune cookies on Facebook? Mr. Facebook, or whoever the owner of FB is, I'm too lazy to check, was ingenius to open up the API. Now instead of just poke, we've got dry hump and a multitude of other actions with sexual undertones. Back to fortune cookies. I had some chinese takeout today, except I had it in a sit down restaurant and it was definitely not chinese. Of course along with the bill, came the expected fortune cookie. Even before I open it, I knew either myself or my lunch companion were already debating whether or not to add "in bed" after reading their fortune. Believe me, I had to restrain myself. It's one of those things that when you stop doing it, you've commited yourself to another stage in your life. Are we just pitifully holding on to our youth? Just grasping at straws at this point. Coming back to the fortune cookie, I got a fortune along the lines of, "You will be bestowed a great honor." Question is, what is the statute of limitation on this? Because I'm hoping this will be one of those "in bed" ones. more